Valentines Day Tractor Pull!

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Didn’t that capture you attention. A Valentine Day Tractor Pull sounds like it might be the best thing to ever happen on Valentines Day. One thing for sure it would get a lot of men interested in Valentines Day.

Here’s a small glimpse of how it would go. It would be a lot like tractor pulls are right now, except totally different. The VD Tractor Pull, would be super hot chicks only, with Daisy Duke outfits and hollywood hair. They all would drive super up girly looking trucks, with all the trimming, bells and whistles that appeal to woman. Plus all of the hot chicks would have regular guys for boyfriends and husbands. The object of the The VD Tractor Pull would be to see which driver could collect the most garden tools in the least amount of time.

Next on my list to fancy up this stale holiday, is a new reality show. This show would be about men who really love Valentines Day, so much that they have many valentines. The show would be called The VD Awards, Prizes would be given to the men who were able to best manage their valentines. There would be several awards categories for these lovers of Valentines Day. Sounds awesome doesn’t it?

This would no doubt inspire millions of men to take a new approach to Valentines Day. I know I’m ready to buy my tickets for the VD Tractor Pull.

What are your ideas on how spicy up Valentines Day for men?

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Was today a holiday? I almost forgot it’s REVALUATION TIMES DAY!

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HAPPY RELATIONSHIP EVALUATION TIME DAY!

That’s how it occurs to me right now. It appears that some people (mostly women) use Valentine’s day to gauge the love of their mate, more than any other day of the year, even there anniversary.

Somehow we have made Valentines Day the official day for couples to evaluate their relationship, and it has been cleverly disguised as a holiday of love.

It once was a holiday of love, before we had any idea of what love was. Once we figured out what love was, or what we thought love was, Valentines Day went from something we couldn’t wait to experience , to something that make men run for the hills and when cringe with joyous anticipation and impending doom. It wasn’t always that way.

When I was in middle school I remember one Valentines Day I got 12 cards form different girls in my classes, plus another three from my teachers. I thought I was the shit! 12 girls at school all wanted me to be there valentine. “You couldn’t tell me nothing.”

I took those cards home and taped them to my wall in my bed room over my bed, and stared at them for several weeks until I took them down.I shared a room with my younger brother, I loved rubbing this in my brothers face, cause he only got three valentines day cards from girls.

I thought this really meant something, Believing that 12 different girls were in love with me was a really good feeling, even when on some level I knew I didn’t really know what love was. It truly was a good feeling.

Now fast forward to adulthood. I have to ask the men to work hard to stay present after this next line. Imagine if you got twelve valentine day cards as an adult. Men and woman imagine if you had twelve people in love with you. Imagine just believing that you have 12 people in love with you. Imagine having 12 people chasing you. Imagine 12 woman in your class, all liking you. Imagine 12 woman at your job all wanting you. Does any of this sound exciting to you?

If it does consider yourself a drama king or drama queen. 12 woman doing anything to me all at the same time is really scary. I have thought of every possible scenario and none of them have a happy ending.

Me and 12 beautiful, playboy bunny woman get stranded on an island, I’m dead. 12 woman and me on a board or committee, I’m invisible. 12 woman and me at a party, I get no peace. It never shows up good.

12 woman buy me Valentines Day gifts and I have a girlfriend or wife, really not good. BAD EVALUATION! It will take about 12 months of counseling to work thru something that came up on some holiday that I didn’t even like in the first place.

So let me leave you with this. Valentine Day wasn’t intend to be what it has become to be. If you need Valentines Day to know that your significant other loves you, it’s going to take more than some made up holiday, candies and flowers to get your relationship in order.

What does Valentines Day mean to you?

Tune in tomorrow and hear my new idea for Valentines Day. I have an Idea that might make it fun for men at least.

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Quote of the Day

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“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.”
― Neil Gaiman

 

I will say this, the best things I’ve learned about life, I didn’t learn at school. I learned from living life. What about you, how well is that Algebra paying off. I’m sure your using the quadratic equation many time daily.